May 2012
So one of my best friends brothers girlfriend posted this status saying “My boyfriends family is so weird, especially his mom cunt ass miss Salinas from the front office!” because their mom works at our school.
What a dumb bitch, if you’re gonna talk about your boyfriends mom make sure you don’t say it on Facebook where a certain someone named Tiffany that hates you can...
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It’s those late night “I can’t wait to get my hands on you” texts that give me chills
I love Patrick because he sends random texts saying odd things.
EXAMPLES:
“Have you seen the videos of that guy snorting Ramen Flavoring?
It’s fantastic”
and
“Mama says life is like a jar of jelly beans,
Everyone hates the black ones”
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Me: Yeah I like Stevie Nicks
Guy: Oh yeah he's great.
Me: *Plotting his death in my head*
I hate it when bitches think they’re cool because they fight other bitches and put the video on Facebook bragging about it.
You look trashy and dumb.
Just stop.
Robert Plant (to audience): "You don't know how difficult it is to tune a
guitar in front of thousands of screaming people."
Jimmy Page (to Plant): "You don't, either."
--- Los Angeles Forum, 09/04/1970 ---
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